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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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