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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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