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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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