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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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