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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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