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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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