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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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