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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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