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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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