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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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