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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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