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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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