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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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