Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.