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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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