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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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