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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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