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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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