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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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