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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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