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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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