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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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