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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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