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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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