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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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