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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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