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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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