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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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