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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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