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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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