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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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