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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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