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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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