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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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