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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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