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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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