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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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