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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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