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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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