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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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