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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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