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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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