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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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