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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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