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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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