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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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