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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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