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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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