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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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