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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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