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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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